Total Medals Earned: 319 (From 68 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,245 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/40 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/590 points)
Kill 100 enemies
Kill an enemy with your fist
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 6/23 (40/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
View the game walkthrough.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 1/18 (25/275 points)
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 12 hippos!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/395 points)
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (20/40 points)
You completed to ending 1.
You completed to ending 4.
You completed to ending 2.
You completed to ending 3.
Medals Earned: 11/24 (350/1,000 points)
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 25 civilians
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Beat The Great Escape
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/220 points)
Find all 8 useable tools in the game
Reach full happiness in the happy shack without making any 'slip-ups'
Survive the cannibal attack
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Energy
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Hunger
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% morale
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Thirst
Construct all 11 buildings within 10 days
Find wilson on the day that he washes on to shore!